FUTURE DEATH TOLL

1. spike the punch bowl
2. have a great party
3. drop and give me 20

location:
phone booth

nearest address:
2651 E Burnside St
Portland, OR 97232

nearest major intersection:
26th & E Burnside St

specific:
1)District 9 showtimes:
  Friday, Saturday & Sunday 4:15 & 9:10
  Monday through Thursday 9:10
2)cash only withdrawl
3)4 miles round trip
4)very easy and very beautiful

instructionz:
continue on, keep on
keeping on, stare into
an electron filled tube

then write a letter to
your local congressman.

 tell him what you've
 been doing at night.

location:
phone booth

nearest address:
6839 SE Belmont St
Portland, OR 97215

nearest major intersection:
69th & SE Belmont St

specific:
1)Oregon congressional districtz
2)'danna mic & bike up to base
  of Mt. Tabor
3)TOTAL TIME: 00:13:18

WITH YOUR BACK TO THE
ROCK OF HARVESTED HAY
1. Use a kite to catch
   the South wind
2. Chester Copperpot's
   fortune is buried
   beneath the crash

location:
2x payphone

nearest address:
3412 SE Belmont
Portland, OR 97214

nearest major intersection:
34th Ave & SE Belmont St

specific:
1)Pinky's Kit Factory
2)Baby Ruth
3)Haystack's visibility

CONTROL PANEL
1. Monitor the Perimeter
2. Report inconsistencies
   at 5 milepost
   intervals

location:
payphone

nearest address:
2742 E. Burnside
Portland, OR 97214

nearest major intersection:
28th Ave & E Burnside St

specific:
1)RAD SUMMER
2)control panel
3)2x phone booth corner

1. Enter Lumberville
2. Receive one gov't
   issue 2"x4"
3. Shake hands with
   Mayor Hacksaw

location:
payphone

nearest address:
2803 E Burnside St
Portland, OR 97214

nearest major intersection:
28th Ave & E Burnside St

specific:
1)Rainy? catch a movie
2)Laurelhurst Theater
3)2x corner phone booth

1. trade your rockz
   for thumbs
*******************
2. lose everything
3. take a breatherrr
   rookie

location:
payphone

nearest address:
2816 SE Stark St
Portland, OR  97214

nearest major intersection:
28th Ave & SE Stark St

specific:
1)demolition club
2)meeting at midnight
3)radio shout outz

fast eddies fast
 fast cash tip#337:

cash in on sportz cardz
from your youth.

location:
phone booth

nearest address:
539 SE 39th Avenue
Portland, OR  97214

nearest major intersection:
39th Ave & SE Stark St

specific:
CHECKLIST
1)Mike Piazza - topps
2)Barry Sanders - ProSet
3)Steve Kerr - UPPER DECK

ghost hunter:
the residence in which you
dwell is probably inhabited
by a paranormal being.

       who are you going
	        to call?

location:
phone booth

nearest address:
1714 NE 33rd Ave.
Portland, OR 97212

nearest major intersection:
33rd Ave & NE Schuyler St

specific:
1)ghost
2)ghostbusters
3)Hamlet
4)pan pan theatre

ROBOT FUNERAL:
1)take out the trash
2)sort the recyclables
3)compost the compost
4)rinse & repeat

location:
placed on an a/v cart at
flaming lips video shoot
for "Watching the Planets"

nearest address:
Mt. Tabor Park
6000 SE Salmon St
Portland, OR 97215

specific:
1)garbage day
2)coffin jet ski
3)the robots
4)flaming lips video shoot

running errands:

1)ride your bike
2)record everything that
  is in front of you

  TOTAL TIME:variable

location:
payphone

nearest address:
5050 SE Stark St
Portland, OR 97215

nearest major intersection:
52nd & SE Stark St

specific:
1)Movie Madness: policies
2)10.13 minutes
3)handlebar microphone

stay up late past your
bedtime consult the
national sleep foundation
figure out what you have
been doing wrong:

remedy it.

location:
payphone

nearest address:
4534 SE Belmont St
Portland, OR 97215

nearest major intersection:
45th & SE Belmont St

specific:
1)National Sleep Foundation
2)sleep
3)sex