Lumberville

1. Enter Lumberville
2. Receive one gov't
   issue 2"x4"
3. Shake hands with
   Mayor Hacksaw
location:
payphone

nearest address:
2803 E Burnside St
Portland, OR 97214

nearest major intersection:
28th Ave & E Burnside St

specific:
1)Rainy? catch a movie
2)Laurelhurst Theater
3)2x corner phone booth

rockz4thumbz


1. trade your rockz
   for thumbs
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2. lose everything
3. take a breatherrr
   rookie
location:
payphone

nearest address:
2816 SE Stark St
Portland, OR  97214

nearest major intersection:
28th Ave & SE Stark St

specific:
1)demolition club
2)meeting at midnight
3)radio shout outz

fastcash

fast eddies fast
 fast cash tip#337:

cash in on sportz cardz
from your youth.
location:
phone booth

nearest address:
539 SE 39th Avenue 
Portland, OR  97214

nearest major intersection:
39th Ave & SE Stark St

specific:
CHECKLIST
1)Mike Piazza - topps
2)Barry Sanders - ProSet
3)Steve Kerr - UPPER DECK

double u k

1. donn.'t let down
1. never give in
2. hold it
3. squeeze it
4. attempt to stop
location:
payphone

nearest address:
1801 NE Alberta St
Portland, OR‎ 97211

nearest major intersection:
18th Ave & NE Alberta St

specific:
1)payphone
2)Last Thursday

ghost hunter

ghost hunter:
the residence in which you
dwell is probably inhabited
by a paranormal being.

       who are you going
	        to call?
location:
phone booth

nearest address:
1714 NE 33rd Ave.
Portland, OR 97212

nearest major intersection:
33rd Ave & NE Schuyler St

specific:
1)ghost
2)ghostbusters
3)Hamlet
4)pan pan theatre

robotfuneral

ROBOT FUNERAL:
1)take out the trash
2)sort the recyclables
3)compost the compost
4)rinse & repeat
location:
placed on an a/v cart at
flaming lips video shoot 
for "Watching the Planets"

nearest address:
Mt. Tabor Park
6000 SE Salmon St
Portland, OR 97215

specific:
1)garbage day
2)coffin jet ski
3)the robots
4)flaming lips video shoot

runningerrands

running errands:

1)ride your bike
2)record everything that
  is in front of you

  TOTAL TIME:variable
location:
payphone

nearest address:
5050 SE Stark St
Portland, OR 97215

nearest major intersection:
52nd & SE Stark St

specific:
1)Movie Madness: policies
2)10.13 minutes
3)handlebar microphone

sleep&sex

stay up late past your
bedtime consult the
national sleep foundation
figure out what you have
been doing wrong:

remedy it.
location:
payphone

nearest address:
4534 SE Belmont St
Portland, OR 97215

nearest major intersection:
45th & SE Belmont St

specific:
1)National Sleep Foundation
2)sleep
3)sex

past

dear viewer,

the past is meant to stay
how you remember it.
that being said, the past
is also a good way to
remind you how you got to
where you are today.
do a little digging of
your own sometime.
location:
payphone

nearest address:
4500 NE Glisan St
Portland, OR‎ 97213

nearest major intersection:
45th & NE Gilsan St

specific:
1)Lithography
2)Vacuforming
3)Beavis Research Lab

PvM

compare the film careers
of Mike Patton & Howie
Mandel

         voice artists
      or mere men?
location:
payphone

nearest address:
4026 SE Hawthorne Blvd
Portland, OR 97214

nearest major intersection:
40th & SE Hawthorne Blvd

specific:
1)Daily Grind
2)Bobby's World
3)Bionic Commando

Live @ False Front 9.12.2009 PDX

specific:
1)downward projectionz 3x
2)2x rotary phonez: chest harness equalizer & table top distortion
3)blaze orange korg
4)bazz pointed upwards
5)rubberized leg drum stickz
6)Portland Monthly Magazine

53^2+burnside^2=sandy^2

53^2+burnside^2=sandy^2

kar1winslow

You you were to be killed and would you be they’ll do what you see don’t do keep reading

sweet_trick

sweet_trick
location:
NE phone booth

nearest addr:
531 SE 14th Ave
Portland, OR 97214

nearest major intersection:
14th Ave & SE Stark St

specific:
1)Wasington High School
2)PICA
3)TBA:09
4)the WORKS
5)Gang Gang Dance
6)Asss & Chrome Wings

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falsefront studio [portland, or]

Future Death Toll, Superbass: a Tragedy

keep reading

Kidnap House [portland, or]

if not for kidnap poetry presents: future_death_toll

keep reading

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sawz***all

sawz_all
location:
breezway mailbox
@ Full-screenHorse Brass PubAddress:

nearest addr:
4534 se belmont St
portland, or 97215-1687

nearest major intersection:
45th & belmont

specific:
1)order banger saussage
2)get a hankerin' for some zza
3)not a public restroom
4)look for the cigarette buttz in an open
mailbox next to a shabby (3foot high) door

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17_phone

17_phone
location:
N45deg31.583'
W122deg37.411'

nearest addr:
3892 NE Glisan St
portland, or 97232

nearest major intersection:
e burnside st & se 39th ave

specific:
1)take 19 bus east
2)stop at 39th
3)look for billy grippo bench
4)reach underneath the g

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backup_generator_buzz_cut

buzz_cut
specific:
1)earth

2)the melvins

3)harvey milk

4)sun0)))

5)thrones

6)berbati's pan

7)hand delivered to joe (bassist)
  with
  a point
  and
  a nod.

15_phone

15_phone
location:
N45deg31.327'
W122deg39.695'

nearest addr:
420 se ankeny st
portland, or 97214

nearest major intersection:
SE mlk jr blvd & SE ankeny st

specific:
1)start_audio_recording
2)mic_wentworth_chevyto
  wn_sign_on_off_on_off
3)8bit_mono_mp3
4)leave_copy_at_locatio
  n&pin_on_google_map

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[eureka][san_francisco]

[vimeo 5861686]

two fdt showz inna day.
noon in san_fran @ godwaffle noise pancakes
night in eureka @ the accident gallery

superbass_a_tragedy in a video cube

***ADVISORY: USE 2-CHANNEL (STEREO) ENABELED EQUIPMENT, PREFERABLY HEADPWNZ.

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digicamo

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SUPERBASS [a tragedy] PROGRAMMM

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MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS. . .The need to act directly and profoundly upon the sensibility through the sense organs invites research. . . into qualities and vibrations of sounds to which we are absolutely unaccustomed, qualities which contemporary instruments do not possess and which compel us to revive ancient and forgotten instruments or to create new ones.
LIGHTING. . .In view of the peculiar action of light on the mind, the effects of luminous vibration must be investigated, along with new ways of diffusing light in waves, or sheets, or in fusillades of fiery arrows. . . In order to produce particular tone qualities, one must reintroduce into light an element of thinness, density, opacity, with a view to producing heat, cold, anger, fear, etc.

SPECTACLE. . .There is an idea of total spectacle that must be revived. The problem is to make space speak, to enrich and furnish it; like mines laid in a wall of flat rocks which suddenly give birth to geysers and bouquets.

-Antonin Artaud “The Theater of Cruelty”

All of Artaud’s prescriptions for reifying expression and performance are based in the idea that “In the state. . . in which we live, it is through the skin that metaphysics will be made to reenter our minds”. The Theater of Cruelty requires “expression in space” to reach the spectator’s mind through a ruthless (though not uncalculated or illogical) barrage of the senses. The theater’s purpose is not its ability to entertain or its literary-ish construction of canon. Rather, its “only value lies in its excruciating, magical connection with reality and danger”.
For Artaud, a meaningful performance must result from both regression and research. Performers must make use of all levels of perception, from the most basic sensory reception to the most mysterious intuition to the most complex intellection. With a kind of academic diligence, the actor/artist must explore and develop languages of sound and light. Incorporating fragments of the recognizable world, the actor/artist will “rediscover the notion of a kind of unique language halfway between gesture and thought”.

Welcome to the laboratory.

ACT I

scene 1 “initial alert”
scene 2 “retrieving the injured”

ACT II

scene 1 “diagnosis”
scene 2 “we must rebuild”

ACT III [final act]

scene 1 “say your goodbyes”
scene 2 “possessions for dollarz”